I need to update this more often.

Jessica is my best friend.
And I have never meant that more than I do right now.
A couple nights ago she owned the parking lot!
When an ex of mine, who cheated on his girlfriend with me four days prior to this particular night, fucks his girlfriend next to my car... they deserve my best friend pounding on the windows calling them sluts/assholes for a good 3 minutes.
The girlfriend was crying the whole time.
I just want to say, if MY boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's friend was calling me and my boyfriend names, I'd be flipping shit.
And if MY boyfriend's ex girlfriend was yelling about how she gave my boyfriend a blow job 4 days ago, I would have gotten out of the car, naked or not, and kicked the shit out of someone.
But that's just me.
Instead, I'm the ex girlfriend who helped the ex boyfriend cheat on his girlfriend..... right.

You can say Jessica and I are psycho all day long, but fuck it, it was amazing.

Now we're going to shelbyville to get jessica's nose redone.
Last night was so much fun. More fun than Jessica trying to kick some faces.